"Please excuse my constant reveries and lapses of thought. my words aren't sincere, my mind is not clear and nothing i do will ever be 'art'."
japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid
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INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.
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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

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edmunderson:

So many questions without answers.


yeh like who leaves a pool out in their front yard and why would you leave the hood up on your car?
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